perfumeandpancakes:

ellen degeneres can host my funeral

(via maliciousmelons)

earlgreytea68:

mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

image

ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS. 

(Source: gusfriing, via lawl-at-your-life)

hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

(Source: jadethrwall, via lawl-at-your-life)

  • me: *skips tutorial* *dies* wow i suck

canadianslut:

I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex

(via toomanyfandomsforthisurl)

dirkshades:

ah yes. my favourite shop.

dirkshades:

ah yes. my favourite shop.

pastel-cutie:

i hope the easter bunny brings me someone cute

(via ulquicifer)

(via ellimist)

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

(Source: princetanaka, via guysisolvedititwasgregagain)

dionnelips:


When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

(via guysisolvedititwasgregagain)