nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

(via howcuriousisbicurious)

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

(via awkwardvagina)

(Source: trust, via telapathetic)

(Source: lizclimo, via xenophage)

parkingstrange:

glitchdragon:

parkingstrange:

We’re both dying our hairs and we’re both stuck in the halfway point we look like parakeets

i wanna draw it so badly

if you draw us as birds I will follow you to the depths of hell until you show me

parkingstrange:

glitchdragon:

parkingstrange:

We’re both dying our hairs and we’re both stuck in the halfway point we look like parakeets

i wanna draw it so badly

if you draw us as birds I will follow you to the depths of hell until you show me

(via xenophage)

jerkidiot:

iphone-420:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

my mom said i can only have one glass of milk a day wtf mom

image

frick you mom

WHY DO YOU HAVE A TGLASS THAT BIHG

FOR MILK

(via xenophage)

sherbies:

TWINKLE TWINKLE TWINKLE TOES
EVERYTHING SPARKLES. AND GLOWS
sorry i’m not sorry

sherbies:

TWINKLE TWINKLE TWINKLE TOES

EVERYTHING SPARKLES. AND GLOWS

sorry i’m not sorry

(via xenophage)

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

(via sexuallyactivegrandma)

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

(via sexuallyactivegrandma)

hellabloggin:

yes hello id like to buy this painting!! its just so beautiful. ive fallen in love and i have to have it. how much is it??? wait. what do you mean thats a mirror

(via telapathetic)